Joke Time!

(Dinner table, past 7pm)

Piapot: “Nakita niyo ba yung cookie ko na sa ref?” (Have you seen my cookie in the ref?)

PM: “Oo. Kinain na namin yung cookie mo na Mrs. Fields. Di naman masarap. Kaya binigay ko na lang kay papa, haha!” (Yes, we ate it already. It doesn’t taste good so I gave it to papa, haha!)

Don Domeng: “Masarap naman ah? Pero di naman ako bibili ng cookie na yun 40 pesos mahigit ang isa.” (Its good? But i won’t buy one of those cookie, it costs 40 pesos each.)

Piapot: “Dapat masanay ka ng kumain ng ganon Pa, yun ang kinakain ng mga mayayaman! 200 plus yata ang isang kahon nun eh tapos six pieces lang.” (You should be immuned to it Pa, that’s the food eaten by royalty. I think a box of that costs 200 peso plus.)

Don Domeng: “Bibili na lang ako ng isang kahon na Sky Flakes, mura pa! Tsaka dilis na lang ang kakainin ko… (I’m just going to buy a box of Sky Flakes, it’s even cheaper! And I’m just going to eat dilis (a kind of small fish fried to crisp)

kahit na… (even though…)

mayaman ako.” (I am royalty.)

Doraemon: “Wenk… wenk.. wenk.. ano ka ngayon? ah!”